10 worst sex stories

They are must reads. Some are a little bit gross. Amputees trying to fist *shudder*. Unfortunate bowel incidents. Yep, must reads.

Here you go.

Lany

BOB is that you?

So....

Woman in Germany hears suspicious noise. Calls police. Police come and investigate. And find *cough* a vibrator. Yes, a vibrator.

I know in horror movies the one checking out the noise always gets it. But...this is one time, should have checked out the noise first!

Courtesy of the Fail Blog.

Lany

Why men won't stop and ask for directions?

Because we women are apparently better at remembering routes.

I must be the exception LOL. Thank goodness for GPS!

Lany