Thursday, August 27, 2009

Making your own sex toy can be hazardous

Especially when you make it with a saber saw *blinks*.

Woman lands in hospital from sex toy incident.

I think I've seen this before so apologize if I blogged it twice but holy cow. Attaching a sex toy to a saw *blinks*? I'm crossing my legs thinking about her injuries.


Thursday, August 20, 2009

Man arrested for sex with car

Auto erotica? LOL. He was of course found to be intoxicated.



Thursday, August 13, 2009

Who's your Daddy?

Wierd news on paternity in this story.

One woman asserts that a stray sperm in a swimming pool made her daughter pregnant.

Another woman had sex with identical twins in the same day making it impossible for paternity to be determined. They charged child support to the twin who was with her the longest *blinks*.