Get a helmet!

That's what a cop told two nude persons riding bikes. *blinks* I guess it is true about safety first.

Happy Holidays

Christmas edition (A day early)

And a fried chicken from KFC? In Japan, KFC chicken has become so popular on Christmas, often lines stretch out the front door.

A sign of the times? A baby Jesus gets a GPS for Christmas after several previous statues go missing. So much for frankincense.

Need a reindeer poop ornament for the tree? Miller Zoo has you covered.

Santa a Canadian? Canada declares Santa a citizen.

Want a souvenir from the Holy Land? How about donkey poop? It can go under the tree with the reindeer poop ornaments.

Lany

I guess when you gotta go, you gotta go...

Hmmmm. I've heard of coal in your stocking...but pee from your roof? Harsh.

Lany

Up on the rooftop

A 60 foot penis. *blinks*

LOL how would you like to find out it's been on top of your house for a year??

Lany

In the mood for love?

When Zorro, a zebra shark, at this Sea Life London Aquarium wasn't putting the moves on fast enough, they piped in some Barry White and Marvin Gaye in the hopes it would speed up the romance. No word on if they are supplying after sex mints LOL or how it turned out.

Lany